Guys, I really can't stand it,

The sun is starting, to burn my skin,

I was just joking, about,

Those other things, I didn’t,

Mean it, those things,

About, dragons, the holy maiden,

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Virgins, and sacrifices,

I didn’t mean, those things,

About, the werewolves, the vampires,

It was actually, just satire,

I'm a comedian, no, how could I,

Rape all those women, I can't be,

In four places, at once,

Just, give me a moment,

I think, it will weave through,

Can you get it all? For sure,

Boss, I'll start working on it,

By the, end of today,

Your furnace, will be, working again,

Get the, hot water on, soak in,

Those tits, a sneak peak, at nips,

Winter is coming, is it cold?

Global warming,

Maybe its just love,

The ground opened up,

Fall in.