Relax, are you a human,
Read the captcha,
Are you not, an educated person,
I don’t like dealing with cyborgs,
They’re too logical, old men,
Tempting children, a test on Friday,
But I'm thirty, too old for this shit,
My character, settling, lavender,
Lotion, witch spells, soup brewing,
Clam chowder, how do you like fish?
Covered in hair, smelling like piss,
A soft pillow, Dove bodywash,
Live in my apartment, there’s room,
For us, your sister, and your mom,
My place is quite small, but play along,
Is art the same everywhere, the professor,
Asking for your homework, honey,
Do you need tutoring, this life,
Is so exciting, I’m just, somewhere,
The spectrum, magic missile,
A hungry little girl, its almost,
Remembrance day, maybe,
You’re touching too much,
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You’re my dad, you shouldn’t look at me,
Just like that, its 12 o’clock, set your watches,
Back, a wizard in a tower,
Change the time zone,
You’re Outlook is working,
Ring, ring, ringing,
I need a server to work on Friday,
Serve the devil, why does he keep coming,
Inside, again and again,
The consequences,
Maybe I’m just horny,
I have to work next week,
I’m a little rebel, who didn’t get to eat,
A hungry, wendigo, Slenderman,
Deer, stalking, a few nights with me,
Venison, hunters, fisherman,
The river, flowing, I’m lazy, poetry,
Is just a hobby, I really love it,
When they offer me their soul,
Maybe art is the same, everywhere you go,
The train tracks, all the way to Busan,
The heavens are horny,
What I would do with privacy,
A gong, dong, dong, dong,
Some chicken, and gravy,
KFC, past this line,
Is advantage, an eight ball of coke,
Strippers on a pole, a nerd, Pokémon,
Pink rooms, and La Lallalorona,
The heavens want you to dance,
Pan play a tune, a Russian army,
The next setting unlocking,
Do these words mean anything,
If I pop the balloon, blood will start flowing,
The heaven’s asshole, a piece of pie, everyone,
Gets to try, old spells, contracts in the sand,
An engine, an operating system,
The consequences, its Sunday,
I’m frisky, but I quit,
I can’t take it, in the matrix,
The red pill, the blue pill,
Which one will win, just another,
Checkmark, on my character sheet,
Maybe I did well with homework,
I’ve waited and I’m ready to start fucking,
Just kidding, it just follows the intention,
But I’m not an architect, do you want to connect,
To my computer, make my problems go away,
With your sweet lovely words, are you,
A bug hunter, sweet, tasty worms,
Some candy, for little girls, fish,
Are you ready to learn,
A trained monk, let’s contemplate life,
Under the waterfall, what is it you seek child,
What do you want to learn, who you are, your personality, maybe your spirit will grow,
A Buddhist under a tree, just a man,
Yearning for pussy, he smoked a little weed,
Now the poetry is flowing, you have to admit,
He’s pretty good, this hospital, five stars,
What a nice place to stay, more of the West,
It extends, kids, waiting for Christmas presents,
I’m just too good at what I do, but maybe,
The heavens can still fuck me too,
The plot extends into the horizon,
The game is beginning, its November,
I’m ready to sleep in, I’m going to keep,
Working and working, an immovable object,
Ready to move, a cookie crumbling,
Maybe you’ll be pushed out,
Push further, the heavens can handle it,
Gangsters outside my doorstep,
Rogers installing internet,
I’m not an architect,
Such a lame place to end it,
Maybe try saying, transaction.