Why are you colluding with Romans, Spaniards,

Why are you a wizard in a tower, casting spells, ringing bells,

Why did you apply for an Avian credit card,

Would you join the legion,

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Rogers installing my internet,

My boss, my place on the hierarchy,

The Sharingan, Ninjitsu,

Titties, genjutsu, I'm losing focus,

Nerd girls, with glasses,

I'm scared, all these dudes in suits,

Are you ready, to get on stage, lights,

Camera, action, that was easy,

To follow the flow, do your work,

Get paid in prison, the Trailer Park Boys,

Working for a living, blue birds, sixty thousand,

Sixth floor, bell, ring, ring, ring.