Ever since we figured out we could do as we pleased with this lair, life has pretty much devolved into us constantly thinking up new ways to reach higher highs while at the same time trying not to get bored. Danger is a thing of the past, and stuff like worries have no real meaning anymore, since all of it can be easily rectified with the magical Book we've aptly named the "Book of Fortune". Still though, Shaid is comatose with no signs of waking up at all, and I think it's already the eighth or so time that we've had to revive him by now.

"Come to think of it, Olya..." I stroked the back of the bikini babe I just laid with, "When did you say Shaid was supposed to wake up?"

"Hehe, attagirl...! Hm?" He stopped moving his hips to answer back, "Oh, uhh... I didn't exactly specify. I think I just wrote in that he WILL wake up eventually, we just don't know when eventually is."

"You damned idiot..." I facepalmed, "H-Hey, I just finished, so let me rest, woman!"

"Fufu, no can do~!" She started kissing my neck as she continued grinding on my crotch, "Yesterday you lasted just 2 rounds, so today we're going for a new record, okay?"

"Olya, you could've written a girl with a more reasonable libido!" I clenched my teeth with all my might as I complained, "What the hell, don't tell me gettin' wrung dry is your fetish?"

"Actually yeah, I specifically wrote in slutty girls with a libido that rivals succubi." He revealed, "I like a girl that takes charge."

"You're only sayin' that cause your fatass doesn't have the strength and endurance to take charge!" I yelled, "And what's with that player act you got goin' on, huh!? You were a damned kissless virgin until just recently, so quit actin' all experienced!"

"Hey, even a virgin like myself can have preferences." He turned his face away from me, "But yeah, now that you mention it, how long have we been in here for? I always wanted to mark the date on which I lost my virginity so I could celebrate it as a holiday, but since we're in here, we don't even get to see how many days have passed even."

"Just write in a device that tells the exact date and time, then." I said as I couldn't take it anymore and pushed the lovely succubus lady off of me, "Shit, my dick's never been more sore..."

"Alright then, I suppose that's enough for today." Olya carefully moved the girl off of him and got up, "Let's go write in some more stuff before calling it a day, okay? And you, ladies, I'll see you later. Treat yourself to some of the food and beverages in their respective rooms, okay?"

"Sure, Ollie~!" They all hugged him like he was some saint, "You're so kind, Ollie! And that chubby belly is so cute!"

"Hmm, the belly is cute, but the thing underneath it is like a monster..." Another girl admired him as he put on his pants, "The length isn't anything special, but it's thick and fits perfectly no matter what position."

"Just looking at it physically doesn't do him justice, though." A third girl chimed in, "He's very kind, despite his appearance. He knows just how to give every girl the equal amount of loving, and appreciates foreplay. Unlike SOMEONE..."

Why do I feel called out? Oh, it's cause all the girls are staring daggers at me. Damn, is Olya really one upping me in this? To think he would be so favored by the women here... Don't girls usually favor the muscular guy built like a brick wall? And what's this about appreciating foreplay? I stick a finger in there sometimes too, and yet I still don't get praised one bit! Olya stretches the entire act out like it's a voyage across the World, and that's one too many voyages, goddammit!

"Whatever, come on, Olya." I clicked my tongue as I retreated out of the pleasure room, "Screw this, I suddenly feel hungry as hell."

"Hey, wait up!" He finished changing before running over to where I was, "That was rude, y'know? They'll never like you if you don't properly treat them like ladies."

"Pssh, as if! They're not real, dumbass. You just wrote them into existence." I rolled my Eyes at his statement.

"Of course they're really, knucklehead. Don't tell me you thought they were illusions or something." He winced, "They might not have existed until now, but they sure as hell do after I wrote them in with the Book of Fortune."

"Huh?" I stopped walking for a second, "So, they really are just real women who exist outside of the Book?"

"Yeah, dipass, so start treating them like it or they'll stop servicing you." He warned, "Speaking of, you really let your physique go ever since we made the buffet room. Heh, I might have to start calling you fatty as well!"

"Just try, fatman, cause I'll still crush you like a bug." I tried sucking my stomach in, but to no avail.

"Yeah, maybe with that stomach of yours you actually would." He snickered.

"Oi!" We finally entered the room where Shaid was being kept, which we made into an infirmary room equipped with the latest medical equipment, as well as a World-class doctor to go along with it as per my suggestion.

"Shhh!" The doctor scolded me, "Comatose patients can still hear what's going on around them, y'know? Be quiet so I can take his blood pressure properly."

"Oh, sup doc." I quieted down a bit after getting told off, "I kinda forgot you were here. How's Shaid?"

"Hrm..." The doctor aired me completely.

"Dude, he just told you to shut up." Olya nudged me.

"Ugh, I'm so sick of this damned coma, man..." I groaned, "I just wish we could write in that he woke up now instead of-"

"Ah." Olya and I looked at each other as soon as we realized.

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"Doc, doc!" We rushed to him as soon as we picked up the Book from the special safe we kept it in.

"Shh! Didn't I tell you two not to be noisy around my patient...!"

"Nevermind that, doc!" Olya opened the Book as he flipped to the middle, "Cause if I just do this, your dear patient should awake good as new in just three, two, one...!"

"..." We looked on at the comatose Shaid expectantly, "Hm?"

"Blelelelelele" He stuck his tongue out whilst still remaining unconscious as he slobbered all over the place.

"Eugh, what the fuck, dude!?" I turned to an equally as disgusted Olya, "What did you write!?"

"I-I just said he'll blab on like he usually does, which is a lot!" He explained.

"Why the hell would you make it so vague!?" I asked as Shaid kept on licking his lips weirdly behind me, "Uuuugh, make it stop! Make it stop!!"

"Okay, fine! No more vagueness!" Olya read aloud what he wanted from the Book, "Shaid stopped being in a comatose state. There!"

As soon as he finished writing it, Shaid thankfully stopped with his incessant and nasty sounding licking. Olya and I were extremely glad to see that, but the doctor wasn't as relieved.

"The patient died." He said flat out as he felt his pulse, "Nope, his heart completely stopped."

Dammit, so when Olya wrote in for Shaid to stop being in a coma, it just removed the "comatose" status effect off of him and left him with his previous one, which was just "dead"! Grr, to think we needed to be even more specific...! Shaid, you really need to stop being so picky and just wake the fuck up, y'know!?

"May I suggest you simply write for him to get better?" The doctor snarkily added.

"Good idea!" Olya wrote that exact sentence in word for word, "There - He got better!"

"Mn..." Shaid's Eyes twitched a bit, but still remained closed as he moaned a bit.

"I-It's workin'!" I squeezed the bedframe with all my expectations put into it, "Come on, man! Rise n' shine, buddy!"

As soon as I said that though, I saw the small cuts and bruises he got on our numerous travails suddenly disappear, yet his Eyes are still firmly shut, and he's not responding to anything.

"Oh." The doctor looked a tad befuddled, "It appears that was wrong as well. Looks like that magic Book of yours interpreted our wish as only making his physical injuries get better."

"Fuck, Shaid I swear to the Gods...!" I pointed my finger at him angrily despite him not being able to see it, "Wake up right this instant or I'm gonna shake you awake myself!"

"Mister Douglas, you absolutely mustn't do that to the patient!" The doctor strongly put his hand on my shoulder, "Remember, he is still in a coma, and his body has only been fed and nurtured through tubes and IV bags."

"Oh, zip it!" I tossed his hand away from me as I grabbed Shaid by the shoulders and started shaking away violently, "Wake up, you damned unconscious asshole!"

"Ngaahhh...!" Shaid actually made some noise before the tube from the IV bag got shaken off.

"Now look what you've done!" The doctor started yelling, "Now I need to put the needle in the vein again! Ugh, blood is spilling everywhere..."

"I-Is he dead?" I finally calmed down once I realized my fuck up.

"No, at least not yet..." The doctor sighed, "But you need to compose yourself! It is only a matter of time before we find the correct prompt to wake him up properly, so please don't rush things with your excessively brute force, Mister Douglas."

"Alright, sorry to bother you like this, doc." Olya apologized for the both of us, "I'll write in that the room cleaned itself up as an apology, so we'll be off to bed now."

"No, please don't." The doctor continued mopping the blood off anyway, "Don't go using that Book unless you absolutely must. As a doctor who's studied under the Dolas since childhood, I can't exactly agree on using that thing. Of course, the doctor in me wishes to see my patient make a miraculous full recovery, but the med student in me knows full well that once someone dies, there is no coming back."

"I-I see..." Olya looked conflicted, "Thanks for the advice."

"No, don't treat it as such." He added, "That's just my opinion, I can't force you to change your gameplan, especially since we're dealing with an unknown power like the one the Book possesses. There we go, all clean."

"Hm?" We noticed him taking off his lab coat and gloves, "Where you goin' now, doc?"

"Isn't it obvious?" He shrugged as he walked out of the room before us, "I'm a man as well, aren't I? I'm going to see the girls in the pleasure room."

"Huh." I looked on, flabbergasted, "Damned useless doctor..."

"Hey now, let him be." Olya then took a free seat next to Shaid's bed, "Sigh, guess someone's gonna have to look after Shaid in his stead, then."

"Yeah, I'll keep you company, in that case." I sat down too, "By the way, write in that time tellin' device while you've got the Book."

"Oh right." He wrote it in before a rectangular device with numbers on it told us the exact date and time, "Oh, this looks sick."

"Yeah, but that date sure doesn't." I tapped the glass side where the numbers and words are, "3rd of November, 10:24. Looks like it's only been three days since we got here."

"Another 27, then." He placed the device on the bedside table next to Shaid's head, "There, we'll put it here so he at least knows how long he's been out for when he wakes up."

"Good call." I yawned, "I'll take a little nap then. Wake me up when you wanna switch shifts."

"Gotcha." He glanced at the device once more, "I'll wake you at 11:24 then, okay?"

"Tch, dammit, I can't cheat now..." I chuckled before gently closing my Eyes.