Phew! A fresh new day for a fresh new me, am I right? God, has the world always looked so vibrant? Just gazing outside the window is a habit I would always indulge myself in, especially after we moved into Cecily’s house, but seriously, why is everything so… beautiful, I wonder. Take for example that tree over there, even though it’s autumn, the Red and orange leaves beautifully blend with the surrounding leftover greenery from summer. It’s a sight to behold, and something I never really cared for before. And the bustling town jumping for joy whose cheers and happiness I can hear even from this far out. Surely, they must be celebrating my crowning achievement from last night, I mean, why else would they be up so early? My entire body feels refreshed, as if a thousand puppies all suddenly started to swarm me, tackling me to the ground before licking the ever-loving fuck out of my face. As for why exactly I feel this poetic, peaceful and at-ease with life, well, I’ll let Anna explain.

“T-That…” She quivered in bed, barely able to move a single muscle, “That was awesome…”

“Hard to believe we actually greeted dawn.” I smirked, “My stomach kinda hurts after this, though. I keep forgetting just how much of a serious workout doing it is.”

“I’d say something about that, but right now I feel like I’m in Heaven, so I’ll let it slide.” She huffed and puffed, “I’m glad I bought extra condoms for today… Though I didn’t think you’d use up more than a pack.”

“It was fun.” I smiled back at her as the cool breeze made its way into the room, “Let’s do this again sometime.”

Really, after such a hot and steamy night together with my dear wife, sitting here in front of the window and just happily talking with her is more than enough to get me off. Well, I say get me off, but like… psychologically? Like, having sex with her is awesome, but just being with her is… Ugh, thinking all these soppy thoughts is making my brain overheat. I guess what I’m trying to say is that I just really love Anna, both in body and in soul. There, that’s the best way I can describe this feeling.

“Crap, now that I actually got up…” I noticed the sharp pain in my stomach, “I’m actually feeling really hungry all of a sudden.”

“Yeah, same.” She wobbled over to her clothes, “Want me to make us some pre-breakfast breakfast before everyone else wakes up?”

“What kind of a sick fuck would agree to let his wobbling wife do that?” I was taken aback, “You can just take a shower while I whip something up real quick.”

“Aww, really?” She barely made her way to me before giving me a kiss, “Thanks, I really appreciate it. Oh, and if you don’t mind…”

“Yeah?” I got up.

“Change the sheets while you’re at it.” She lightly blushed, though her face was already pretty red to begin with, “I-It’d be kinda embarrassing if someone saw the state of this room…”

Looking over to the soaking wet bed I had just experience the lay of the century in, I couldn’t help but let out a genuinely impressed “Wow”, though I guess she took that as me teasing her, so she pouted a bit before running off, butt-naked, to the guest bathroom. Sad part is, I genuinely didn’t mean it like that. The “Wow” was more directed towards the situation in general, and I in no way wanted to make fun of either party associated in the event. Though I must admit, this level of vigor is a first for me. The mere idea of putting it in the other hole kept me raring to go the entire night, so I had a ton of fun from start to finish. Getting up to put some spare clothes on myself though, I had only then noticed the pain my balls were in. They’re in pain, but I think my balls must be masochists, because neither of them are telling me they regretted even a single moment of it.

Sneakily making my way to the kitchen downstairs, I figured we were in the clear, since everyone was still asleep. Carefully taking out a pan and some eggs we had in the fridge, I was about to make some scrambled eggs when I got jumpscared by the presence of a Purple haired little girl giggling at me as she sat at the dining room table.

“Ack!” I shut myself up before waking anybody else, “A-Aru?!”

“Fumu, someone’s up early.” She stifled her laughter, “Kids these days, so full of vigor…”

Ugh, busted…

“Sigh, I should’ve known you’d hear us.” I defeatedly admitted to it, “Our rooms are right next to each other, after all, so it’d only make sense.”

“You’re making it sound like the walls in this house aren’t paper thin.” Her Eyes looked to the stairs, “Everyone knows you two didn’t just go upstairs before midnight for no particular reason, if you catch my drift.”

“Ehhh, everyone?” I winced, “Even my parents?”

“Yep, they were the first to figure it out, actually. Guess parents truly do know their kids best.” She shrugged, “As you know, a Goddess such as I is omniscient, so you have no reason to doubt my words.”

“Great…” I pretended like I cared, but I really didn’t, “Want me to make you some eggs as well while you’re up?”

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“Nah, I’m actually going to sleep now.” She got up from her seat and headed for her room, “To put it another way, thanks to all the noises she was making, Anna Saint wasn’t the only one in this household who couldn’t get a wink of sleep last night.”

Damn, were we really that loud? That’s kinda sick, actually. Well, I say that, but I do feel bad for Cecily, Issei and Othelia. I have nothing to hide from my family, in fact they often ask us for grandchildren, so they really shouldn’t expect anything less from us, but I’m scared of accidentally offending Cecily by getting freaky in her house. I get she’d probably tell us off if it really got to her, but what if she’s been holding back for our sakes? Besides, Cene might hear us as well, and I’m sure that’s the last thing she’d want to have to explain prematurely to him. Maybe I should look into reserving an inn for these types of activities from now on, after all…

“Morning.” Anna finally finished with her shower, greeting me with a warm and content smile on her face as she confidently sat down on her chair to partake in the eggs I made her, “Ouch. Ah-ha, guess sitting down is still a bit uncomfortable…”

“Hey, no more saying alluring stuff that’d make me hard again.” I warned her, “Now eat your food.”

“Wha-How is that even possible at this point?!” She sighed as she took a bite, “Geez, you were really backed up, weren’t you? Ugh, talking about this during breakfast is kind of gross, so just finish your plate and take a shower as well.”

“Right.” I nodded, waiting a few more seconds before offhandedly mentioning, “By the way, Aru heard us and said everyone else did too.”

“S-She what?!” She choked on her food in surprise.

***

“Morning, pff…” Cecily stifled her laughter as we bashfully put everything back in the fridge.

“H-Huh? O-Oh, yeah.” We stuttered, “Morning…”

“Ohayou!” Issei called out to us as well, “Pff.”

“Hey guys, what’s got you so… cheery?” I tried playing it cool, though I failed at it miserably.

“You’ve got some nerve, going at it for so long.” Cecily smirked, “Thank Prylos that Cene’s such a heavy sleeper, so I’ll forgive you this time.”

“You guys should really tone it down…” Othelia voice her complaints as well.

Oof, it appears our nighttime marathon got quite a lot of attention. I tried thinking up ways to go about explaining ourselves to everyone once Aru first told me, but I guess acting dumb didn’t work out as well as I had imagined. Well, we’re all adults. Nothing to be ashamed of.

“Yaaawn~!” A sleepy-Eyed Eleanor slowly made her way down the stairs, “Huh? Everyone awake already?”

“Yeah.” Issei jeered at us as he replied to her, “Guess we all wanted to tease the young couple, it seems.”

“H-Hey, quit it.” I felt uncomfortable talking about this in front of my sister.

“Hm?” She rubbed her Eyes as she went to get some cold water from the fridge, “What are you talking about?”

“You… don’t know?” Even Othelia was left utterly shocked and confused, “Or rather, you didn’t hear anything?”

“No, I was so tired from the trip I instantly conked out on my bed the moment I laid down.” She explained, “Why, what happened?”

“Issei, don’t say a word.” I put my hand over his mouth just as he opened it.

“Mnf, puah! Dude, please tell me you washed that hand before this!” He grimaced, “And besides, I wasn’t gonna say anything about that.”

“My ass you weren’t!” I growled at him, “Seriously guys, let’s just drop the topic and forget about this. We’ll be more careful from now on, okay?!”

“Ah.” Mom and dad walked down the stairs before awkwardly stopping dead in their tracks once they saw everyone gathered at the dining room.

“Morning.” I nodded as I averted Eye contact.

“Y-Yeah.” Dad nodded back before he decided he couldn’t take this awkwardness anymore and speaking up, “Son, about last night…”

“God, what the hell happened while I was asleep?” Eleanor whispered to a wheezing Cecily.

“You two are still young, so I can’t say anything about you two doing it, but… Please, for the love of Prylos, next time book an inn.”

“O-Oh…” Eleanor finally realized with a bashful expression.

Well, looks like the cat’s out of the bag. So much for playing dumb about it, thanks a lot, dad… Still, I have no idea what’s got him so embarrassed all of a sudden. Wasn’t he the one who most wanted to see his grandkids? Granted, what with the condoms and the primarily used hole, we didn’t really do that with kids in mind… Still – He doesn’t know that!

“Knock knock.” Someone audibly narrated their action from the front door, “A little birdie told us everyone arrived from their trip safe and sound, so we came by to visit.”

“Oh great, and I didn’t even get to shower…” I got up to greet our guests, “You guys came early. Nice to see you all again.”

The three people standing in front of the door, shocked to see me all limp and drained as I wore my spare leisure wear, were none other than the Royal Family, in other words – Adam, Elaine and little Allen, though he’s grown quite a bit since we’ve first met, so maybe calling him little isn’t as appropriate. Ah, who am I kidding, he’s tiny compared to his old man, so until he bulks up himself, I’m afraid he’ll remain with the “little” prefix for life.

“You smell.” Allen was as brutally honest as ever.

“Allen!” Elaine smacked him on the back of the head, “Ha-ha… Sorry about that, Edward. He still doesn’t know when he should keep things to himself.”

“Well, although I am one to praise a man for carrying such a musk…” Adam chuckled nervously as he suggested, “Maybe you really should take a shower while we catch up with everyone else. Sorry to have to say it.”

“Well whose fault is it for coming so early in the morning, huh?!” I stood there embarrassed, “God, just get inside and sit down with the others!”

“About that.” He donned a way more serious look before entering the house, “There’s a reason for that. We need your help, Edward.”

“Huh?” I glanced back with a slightly worried expression.

“I’ll tell you all about it with everyone else.” He immediately switched gears as he playfully pinched his nose, “For now though, your top two priorities are to soap and rinse, okay~?”

God fucking damn this family! Stop making me feel ashamed of my life’s crowning achievement, dammit! And in my own house, no less! Well, partially my own. Sorry for the bedsheets Cecily…