Dear diary,

I don't like homework.

Also, Jo brought a bird into the dorm and she's bribing me with pizza to keep quiet about the bird. It's some kind of raven, I think. It's huge for a raven though and it also breaths fire.

Stolen from Royal Road, this story should be reported if encountered on Amazon.

I saw it trying to set Jo on fire while I was walking to the kitchenette.

And it can talk. I've heard of ravens that can talk but never seen one have a full blown argument with a person before. I swear it was giving me the stink eye while I was heating up my chicken wrap in the kitchen.

I don't think it likes me.

Love,

Tina