Dear diary,

Take two of summoning cows was a success. Gina just finished butchering one of them and Goodman's already preparing the grill.

We're finally having steak tonight! Yay!

Stolen story; please report.

Of the ten cows I summoned, Doty already ate nine. She has such a big appetite she must have starving this couple days only eating bits of frozen meat and a dinosaur.

I need to work harder so Doty can eat all she wants. A fallen god's still a god after all. And maybe if she gets more worship she might grow more powerful. An even stronger Doty means we'll be safer against what the world throws at us next.

Love,

Tina