Dear diary,

I feel like I had a really long dream. Or was it a nightmare?

Anyway, In the dream everyone died, I killed a dragon, saved a princess, learnt magic and tried to find mommy. Which is just very silly because mommy is dead and dragons aren't real.

The story has been illicitly taken; should you find it on Amazon, report the infringement.

Also I found a big stick in the kitchen cupboards, it kinda sparkles and makes a fwoom fwoom noise whenever I wave it around. It's pretty cool.

I wonder how long it's going to be until Goodman, Gina and Theodore get's back home? I miss them already. And I'm also really bored.

I'm gonna eat some chips. Do you want some?

Love,

Tina