Dear diary,

Another one of those octopus things showed up again today. I feel like you're having a feast lately, food just floats themselves into the house. Lucky.

There's no more fog outside and I heard barking throughout the night. They must be getting closer to the house. We should probably clean up these weird octopus things and fix the broken window in the toilet.

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I can't believe I forgot about that thing. The octopi must be getting inside from there. I don't think Gina likes octopus, she doesn't even like fish.

Octopus are like fish right? Aren't they? Or are they more like slugs?

I don't know.

Let's go fix that broken window and you can eat all the octopi we find on the way there.

Love,

Tina