Dear diary,

I made a sand golem out of all the sand inside the RV. It walks around and collects all the loose sand into itself. It's like a Roomba but better. It's kinda cute too.

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The sand is never ending it's really annoying. Bitsy's set up a decontamination zone by the entrance of the RV but somehow the sand still escapes. I swear this sand is intelligent, otherwise how does it keep appearing everywhere?

I'm thinking of making more sand golems. Surely if I make enough of them I'll stop finding sand in my blankets.

Love,

Tina