Dear diary,
Theodore's acting weird. Whatever thing is in the water is probably not good for him. Gina's not really sure what's wrong with him but she's given him a drip and now he's stuck with me.
Ensure your favorite authors get the support they deserve. Read this novel on the original website.
I'm not really sure what's going on up at the deck, but I bet it's nothing good. The constant yelling and swearing clued me in. Also we nearly sunk the ship today. We ran into a huge hunk of ice and nearly recreated the tragedy of the Titanic.
I barely managed to patch the hole in time with a lucky wave of my magic stick.
Magic is really cool.
Love,
Tina