Dear diary,

Compressing space into a tiny ball and making it stable isn't easy. I somehow made it work but then Bitsy got mad at me because I wasn't following safety protocol. I told her that if I followed safety protocol I wouldn't have succeeded. She was not impressed.

Stolen novel; please report.

I am now forced to memorise the safety protocol. I can't even pretend I memorised it because Bitsy is testing me every time she gets a chance.

In the morning when we were having breakfast, she just randomly started quizzing me on safe work protocols. She literally won't even let me have a meal in peace.

Love,

Tina