Dear diary,

You know how I told you that Theodore was acting weird yesterday?

Well, he's grown a tail. I mean he always had a tail but like, the lower half of his body turned into some sort of fish tail. I was right to doubt the water. It turns dogs into mermaids.

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Not only has he got a tail, he's started talking again. Again?

I don't know why I said again, but Theodore definitely can't talk. He's not supposed to talk. He's a dog.

Well, I guess he's a mer-dog now. But like, Really?!

I might have accidentally drunk some of that water too cause I'm definitely seeing stuff.

Love,

Tina