Dear diary,

It's so hot that the RV's tires melted.

We're waiting for night time to go outside because no one wants heatstroke. We still have plenty of cold water and ice cream in the freezers. But we're quickly running out of meat because Doty eats a lot of it.

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Maybe I should try summoning cows. Then we can have plenty of steak for everyone. I'm gonna go ask Bitsy to teach me summoning magic.

When I'm good enough I'll summon a ton of cakes, biscuits, and milk. Then we'll have a tea party!

I want to eat something sweet.

Love,

Tina