Dear diary,

The festivities are in full swing.

I'm having a hard time coming up with excuses for why I can't attend. I don't think they'll believe the excuse that I have explosive diarrhoea for much longer. I've managed to convince Bitsy to stay in the RV with me but Gina and Goodman are too stubborn.

Stolen from its rightful place, this narrative is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings.

Bitsy did tell me that they're going out there to find a way out of here but that doesn't mean I have to like it. I just hope the next time we see them they're not possessed by the sand bugs.

Love,

Tina