Dear diary,

Today I did my first ever illegal border crossing by flying an invisible car above the border checkpoint. It was fun.

We're looking for Bob's friends' friend who knows a guy that's really good at tracking people. He lives in a forest some place in Canada, Bob seems to know where he's going so I'm just leaving stuff up to him.

The narrative has been illicitly obtained; should you discover it on Amazon, report the violation.

Surprisingly earth is kinda fun and road trips aren't too bad. Bob bought me a game console and bunch of cool games like Tetris. I really like Tetris. I might even make it a compulsory activity and set up a games night when I get back home. It's that good.

I wonder if you can play Tetris with me?

Love,

Tina