Dear diary,

I'm bored. I wanna go outside but I can't go outside cause, "Sorry, Tina we don't have space suits that can fit you. You're too small." Is what Bitsy said.

I tried to convince her that, since I'm an alien now. I can safely go outside without a space suit. Aliens don't need spacesuits do they? Aliens walk in space naked most of the time, at least in the books they do. Since I'm an alien I can just walk outside naked and I'll be fine. Not that I'll actually walk outside naked.

The narrative has been taken without permission. Report any sightings.

I just meant I don't need to wear a space suit. I'll wear my normal clothes and I'll be fine cause I'm an alien.

I'm not a pervert.

Love,

Tina