Dear diary,

I ran into Bitsy today, she gave me a pile of gold and a chest full of really expensive looking jewellery. She said it was my salary...

I told her I don't work and she said, "yeah." Then we just stared at each other for a while, and then she left.

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I didn't know what to do with a literal pile of gold so I just gave it to Goodman. He's planning on melting the gold and turning them into weights for his gym business. That's cause golds heavy stuff. And heavy stuff is good for building muscle, or was it repetition?

I kept the jewellery though. They're pretty.

Love,

Tina