Dear diary,

The stuff I ordered yesterday arrived by dragon post. They not only delivered my parcel but they also left a steaming pile of dragon dung.

The gardener was practically screaming in excitement at the sight of the massive pile of poo.

Stolen from its rightful place, this narrative is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings.

Apparently, dragon dung is a very potent fertiliser that's really good for plants. I was going to write a complaint to dragon post but I gave them a five star review instead. Freebies are the best after all.

Also, the lantern I bought has a talking spirit trapped inside it. Bitsy said it's a ghost lantern that feeds on spirit fire. It's pretty cool since it can change colours at will but it's kinda annoying sometimes.

Love,

Tina