Dear diary,

Bitsy was right, the princess is incredibly gorgeous.

The party had already started when the sky parted in two and a goddess descended upon us mortals. Her hair was the colour of the sun and her smile brighter than the moon. — is how the bard described her arrival and honestly, it's pretty accurate.

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Not only is she pretty, she's also really nice. I got to talk to her for a bit and she said that she likes plants and reading books. It's kinda funny how we share some hobbies even though she's like, royalty. I thought they had their own royalty specific hobbies like, taxing the poor, enjoying lavish goods they bought with said taxes, and executing those that oppose them. Y'know, typical corrupt royal hobbies.

The princess is nothing like that though, she even told me to call her Rachel. So now we're on a first name basis.

Love,

Tina