Dear diary,

We definitely have a mimic slime infestation. I just poured water into my favourite cup and it turned into goop. I tried all the other cups and they turned into goop too.

I'm guessing Mimic slimes are weak to water.

The narrative has been taken without permission. Report any sightings.

I told Bitsy about the Mimic slime infestation and their weakness but that just made things worse. Now there's multiple copies of everyone running around. I guess I might have told the queen mimic slime that was pretending to be Bitsy about the eradication plan instead of the real Bitsy.

To be fair, I thought the little crown she wore was a fashion statement.

Love,

Tina