Dear diary,

Living with a god isn't how I expected it would be.

Doty is surprisingly normal, if you ignore the pressure that threatens to blow up your brain.

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She acts like a big dog. She likes playing fetch, has the same obsession with smelling butts like Theodore, and her favourite food is sausage.

She might look scary but she's honestly harmless. Well, if you're on her side that is.

She also has a tendency to sneak up on you. I wanted to drink some water last night and when I turned around she was right behind me!

Love,

Tina