Dear diary,

Theodore turned into a full on fish person so we're keeping him in a makeshift fish tank made out of wine barrels.

Goodman is really sad because he lost his gym and Gina is also really sad cause she lost her clinic. And her house! What's the point of owning property if you can't take it with you at the end of the world?

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Bitsy really had the brightest idea of buying a magical boat. Because if the world floods you can just hop on and you're good. It's turned foggy after all that rain and thunder. I feel like this happened before but my head hurts.

Also the chickens are still chickens. They laid eggs and we had omelette for breakfast.

Love,

Tina