Dear diary,

I tried to microwave an egg and it exploded. I've now been banned from cooking anything and using the microwave. Now I have to ask someone to heat up the milk if I want some hot chocolate. Not cool.

You could be reading stolen content. Head to Royal Road for the genuine story.

We've been busy cleaning up the goop off the floor, walls and ceilings. I'm not sure if mimic slime goop is safe to eat but Theodore and Doty seem fine after licking them up. It would be kinda funny if they turned into slime mutants though. But there's no way that's gonna happen.

Love,

Tina