Dear diary,

Flight suit mk1 is way too bulky. It's tiring to carry up while climbing a tree and it doesn't even let me fly. It just slows down my fall. I wonder if this will even work.

Maybe if I pray hard enough the god of flight might hear me.

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I'm too heavy and the water I'm using to lift me up is also heavy. I need to ask Bitsy if compressing water and strapping it on a backpack is a good idea.

Bitsy said it wasn't a good idea. I am now back to square one. So far the god of flight seems to ignoring me.

I just wan't to fly. Dammit.

Love,

Tina