Dear diary,

Fire ball is the best spell ever. I love Fire ball, but I think Fire-nado might be my new favourite spell. It's just so beautiful twirling around and leaving a trail of glorious destruction in its wake. I love it.

Doty and Theodore's lover's spat drew the attention of the real sand bug god. It looks like a house centipede grew wings and rolled around someone's glitter drawer. It's very shiny and unsettling to look at. Now all three of them are fighting each other. The ground shakes whenever one of them falls down and Theodore's grown even bigger than yesterday. He's almost the size of the RV!

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But he's still small compared to Doty and the sand god.

Love,

Tina