Dear diary,

Space is vast and I'm an alien.

I'm an alien...

Er, nothings changed. But I'm technically an alien on the moon. And you're also an alien on the moon. Everyone's an alien on the moon. No one lives on the moon.

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So who's all these people?

There's people living on the moon so that makes me an alien and everyone on this ship an alien. Unless all those people out there are also aliens.

Gosh, I sound like I've gone crazy. But you have to understand diary, I'm an alien now. I've never been an alien before. Isn't being an alien kinda special?

Love,

Tina