Dear diary,

Goodman threw Theodore overboard then jumped right after him.

Gina's crying in her room and Bitsy is busy consoling her. Why did Goodman jump into the water? Did he want to find Theodore's true love? How did he know they could find it in the sea?

The tale has been illicitly lifted; should you spot it on Amazon, report the violation.

I'm sure Goodman will come back to us. I've left a trail of rice grains in the water but they keep sinking. They'll use it to find us. When they finally come back Theodore will have found his true love and returned to normal.

I'm sure of it. Goodman does things for a reason. They will be back. They have to.

Love,

Tina