Dear diary,

Today I helped rebuild the wall to keep the sleeping people outside.

It was surprisingly easy with the help of my magic stick. I point at the dirt and boom! wall. There were a lot of people that was gonna help rebuild the wall but then I fixed it just like that so everyone is holding an impromptu party.

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I say party but it's just a bunch of old people drinking beer and complimenting me for being so awesome. I felt really awkward just standing there when people would point at me and cheer so I left.

I guess old people parties are just built different.

Love,

Tina