Dear diary,

We found the dragon. There’s just a small issue, and it’s because the dragon lives on an active volcano.

Like, it’s spewing lava right now kind of volcano. And like, the people living at the bottom of the volcano worship the dragon as a god.

Stolen from its rightful author, this tale is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings.

I have a feeling that the church only wants this dragon gone because they don’t want any competition. I genuinely don’t know what to do. So I’m going to ask the dragon in person.

Alright, I’m gonna go while the paladins are busy “gathering” information.

Love,

Tina