Dear diary,

I went on a walk with Theodore today.

He dragged me all over the place trying to catch a squirrel. Surprisingly I didn't pass out on the way back home. Seems like all that exercise must be working!

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Also, we saw Bitsy cleaning her house. She lives in a tunnel underneath the bridge by the school. I thought it was really weird that she lived underneath a bridge and asked her why.

She said it was convenient.

I was like whaaat? How is living underneath a bridge convenient? What if it floods?

And all she said was, "it doesn't bother me."

But it's your house???

Love,

Tina