Dear diary,

I thought this whole dragon slaying thing was just going to be a day trip, but it turns out that we were searching the wrong mountain!

What was all that walking for? They could have just told me to teleport them to the right place but no! Crusade! Honor!

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What a load of poop. I’m pretty sure they don’t know what they’re doing.

I'll kill this overgrown lizard myself.

Okay, this is probably a bad idea but I’m using my distinguished expert status to actually find this evil lizard. And when I say find, I meant Bitsy will sniff it out. I’ve dressed her up in clothes that fully cover her body and told the paladins she was my apprentice. So far they don’t suspect anything.

With Bitsy on the case, we’ll find that dragon in no time.

Love,

Tina