Dear diary,

I was playing with the stick that the little people gave me and accidentally killed a dragon.

I know it's bigger than the temple and everything but can you eat it for me?

Wow! I was not expecting that to work...

Do you have, like, an inventory or something? Like the ones they had in that block game I played with Poppy and Bobby?

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Diary?

What the-

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> A message from the Grand Magus of Aetheria

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> Never in my life did I expect such a development from my apprentice. The betrayal I felt was immeasurable and my days were plagued with worry for the future. This grimoire contains my life's work and you have broken the first seal. For this feat, I will impart to you the foundation of my legacy. May the stars guide your way.

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> [With sight comes understanding. The path of truth will pave the way.]

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> [Accept] [Deny]

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Um... what? did you connect to something weird again?

Love,

Tina