Dear diary,

Goodman said I needed to exercise so he's nominated me to become Theodore's walker. Why did he even bring home a doggy if he's not going to take care of it?

School was alright. Bobby didn't go to school today. Mrs. Wrinkles said he's sick, so his daddy's got him to stay home. Something about a memetic infection? It sounded serious so I don't think we're gonna see Bobby for a while.

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Also Gina's got a really bad case of the flu so we're closing the clinic for a while.

I'm thinking of cooking some porridge for her tomorrow.

Love,

Tina