Dear diary,
I'm being moved. I hear muffled talking from outside. That giant girl must be getting rid of me.
When someone opens the lid I'm gonna blind them with a flash and run away. I've been working on an invisibility spell but it isn't really working how I want it to. I just turn into a blurry mess instead of going invisible but I hope it's good enough to buy me some time to hide.
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It's gotten quiet outside. They must have left me...
Oh no, what if no one opens the lid?
Love,
Tina