Dear diary,
I found a really stinky plant today while I was exploring the forest. The little people seem to like that plant a lot cause they were bathing in its nectar. Maybe it's what keeps them looking so young?
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I'm still searching for a town that isn't guarded by a troll. So far I've found two roads that I think is going to lead me to one, because I've seen carriage tracks on them.
Also, I don't think I can become a dragon slayer just because. Is there a way for me to talk to the grand magus in person? Because I really don't think I'm the right person for the job.
Love,
Tina