Dear diary,

Theodore's been whining all day. I think he wants to go outside.

It's been ages since he wen't for a walk. He must be so bored in here. I mean, I'm getting pretty bored too.

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Bobby's managed to shut him up by playing tag inside the house but they keep bumping into stuff and Gina is getting mad. Goodman's been trying to calm everyone down but I don't think it's working at all.

I hope we can go outside soon. Staying cooped up for so long is not doing anyone a favour.

Love,

Tina