Dear diary,

How was that weird octopus thingy? I hope you like them cause there's another one here.

Don't worry I've cooked this one with my magic stick. It's nice and charred, though it might be a little burnt. It should still be good though. I mean, you ate the other one raw.

This tale has been pilfered from Royal Road. If found on Amazon, kindly file a report.

Also, I heard barking from outside last night. I think that was Theodore, maybe they found Gina already and are on their way back.

Do you think they'd like char grilled weird octopus?

Also I feel like I'm forgetting something really important. But like, whenever I try to think about it the farther it gets from me.

Love,

Tina