Dear diary,

Rainbows aren't real and so am I.

Today I am reborn, I am no more the embarrassment that is Tina. She is a person separate from me, a hallucination. Yes. a hallucination is not real and therefore not me.

You might be reading a stolen copy. Visit Royal Road for the authentic version.

Gods, I am so doomed.

The party is over and everyone's gone home already. Gina said that it was okay I puked in front of everyone, and that puking is a totally normal thing to do. But like, I puked on the princess, after she gave me something!

I'm scared I made her mad and I'm really embarrassed. I'm just going to stay in my room for a while. Until everyone forgets what happened. Or until I forget what happened. Because my brain is not letting me live in peace right now.

Love,

Not Tina