Dear Diary,
What in the actual ever living floppy beanie are you doing?!
I thought you were only getting the book?! Why did you eat Tina-tina as well?!
Explain now!
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> [Auxiliary Systems Restored. Friend Saved. Debt Repaid.]
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> The tale has been taken without authorization; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident.
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> [Commencing Extraction Protocol]
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> [Link Failed]
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> [Link Failed]
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> [Link Failed]
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> [Connection Established]
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> [Warning! Aether Corruption Detected]
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> [Warning! Aether Corruption De
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> {Ssytems Operational ]
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> [Warp Request approved]
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> [Life support engaged]
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> [Switching to voice recording]
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"What are you doing? Let go of me!"
"What is this? a Bubble? Why won't it pop?!"
"Is that a portal? Why is it doing that? Portals don't have arms."
"No! no no no no no stop!"