Samurai, we need to write a play

You write a play. I’ll edit it.

Cool

*****

Let’s switch next cycle

To what?

You be me, I’ll be you

Ok. Wanna change to blue and green?

Nah

White and silver?

That’d be cool, but I don’t think we get silver as an option

Really? Avi has it, so should we.

*shrug*

If we get silver I wanna try it.

Ok

*****

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WHAT

Can I borrow your shampoo?

It smells like flowers.

Hmmmm what flowers?

Hell if I know, it just says “Floral Scent” and makes me smell pretty.

I want clean hair, smelling pretty is an acceptable price

So is 2 silver, go buy your own.

But I’m already in the bathroom

FINE use my shampoo, moron.

Kthx :)

*****

What was that one thing you told me not to do?

Pick your nose

The other thing.

Oh, don’t give your onions to Aya

I order burgers without onions.

That works

Why don’t you?

*shrug*

*****

SAMUEL WHERE IS MY TOOTHBRUSH?

The pink one?

YES, THE PINK TOOTHBRUSH. I OWN ONE TOOTHBRUSH AND IT IS PINK. WHERE IS IT?

…

SAM!

Congratulations! You are the winner of One Brand New Toothbrush, which shall appear in your house within the hour!!!

WHAT DID YOU DO WITH IT?

My dear sister

You don’t want to know

*****

Did you spill something on my hoodie?

Yes. Soda. I washed it out.

Why were you wearing my hoodie? You have your own

Yours are better.

Get better hoodies

Get more hoodies and give them to me.

No

Counterargument: yes.

You’re impossible

Love you too!