Dear Diary,

We’re home! I’m always happy to be home. And! Lex and Tim made it here with us!! So we have raptor pets here now!

The dracoraptors weren’t all that happy to meet Lex and Tim, and would have eaten them if I hadn’t teleported them away. Avi and I decided the velociraptors are going to stay on Floor 93, even if we leave.

I realized that I start a lot of sentences with conjunctions. In school I’m pretty sure I was taught to never start a sentence with and or but. But I do it a lot.

Like just then! I don’t know if I should change my habits, or just declare English grammar rules to be stupid.

I think I’ll just declare the rules to be stupid. It’s easier than changing. Besides, what would I change it to? I’d rather start a sentence with “and” than have my sentence be too long.

Anyways, this cycle Avi, Lily and Staab have to push the reset button. Lily and Staab haven’t gotten here yet, so we’re not sure what’ll happen with that. We still don’t know what happens to Players who push the button way ahead of the cycle actually restarting, and Mika really wants to know.

Maybe something different would happen to us, since we’re not exactly real Players. I mean, we kinda are, but there’s a difference. I don’t want Avi to push the button. Maybe Mika will, and we’ll find out what happens then. But it’s up to her.

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Oh! When we got here, we got a message saying there’s a secret Floor attached to our Floor somehow! We haven’t found it yet, but the Admin says it’s a maze that leads to the stairwell going down to Floor 100! So that’s pretty cool.

I kinda really hope we find it before any of the Players find it. Since it’s our Floor. We should know it best. Plus we have time.

Actually… If the exit to the hidden Floor is in the stairwell to Floor 100, that’s a much smaller area to search. It’d probably be easier to find it there, then go through the maze backwards.

Seems easier than combing through every square inch of wall in all our buildings. Especially since we don’t even know if it is in one of our buildings.

In other news, mango and bacon go super well together! The cooking competition is tomorrow, and I am super ready. We’ve got eighteen contestants, and three judges. Lewis, as always, the flying ants from Floor 98, and Cynoe the yeti.

Oh yeah! Cynoe! He used to have a crush on Mika, and that did not end well for him. He has a key now, and I think he’s dating one of the air elementals. Maybe. He spends a lot of time with them, at least. Altho maybe he just hangs out with them all the time cuz they’re cool and the yetis are weird.

Anyways, Cynoe is like twice as big as the kobolds, so it won’t be an issue for him to eat eighteen pancakes.

Tomorrow’s gonna be fun!

Goodnight, Dungeon!

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