Dear Diary,

The players are here. They got here yesterday, so they’re probably close to pushing the button by now.

Ox, Tig and Larissa passed through. Ox tried to kiss me again. Well, he started out by apologizing for trying to kiss me when I was a dwarf, which was a step in the right direction, then a left-hand turn. I tried explaining that I don’t want to kiss him no matter what I am, which made him laugh and try to kiss me again.

The only other person in the diner was Samuel, who very helpfully shot Ox in the head with a crossbow bolt. Then shot Ox in the face when he tried to come in again. I think Ox got the message, but now he might think I’m dating Samuel.

Oh well, some things can’t be helped.

In other news, Lily and Staab have officially broken up. They… Yeah, it’s all drama. Things just went from not-ok to bad to worse, until Staab had enough and said it was over. He’s staying on Floor 97 now.

Drama, all the drama.

Anyways, next cycle we’re going to choose between goblin or kobold race. Y says there’s nothing in the universe that can convince him to be a kobold again, so we had to have another option. Goblins and kobolds are the same height, so we’ll do them on the same cycle. Then when we get to them, we’ll do hobgoblins and half-dragons on the same cycle, too.

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Half-dragons aren’t quite “kobold but tall”, but they’re close enough.

I think everyone’s decided what they’re going to be. Avi and I are going to be goblins, then half-dragons. Kimi and Y will be goblins. Mika and Lily say they’re going to be kobolds. I don’t know what Ty and the Sams will be yet, but I suspect kobolds. Staab will probably be a goblin.

Oh!!! I forgot to write about the mattress test!

Ok, so, we got a bunch of mattresses and duplicated them until we had a hundred. Unfortunately, the ceiling on our floor is less than a hundred mattresses high. So we decided to just make it a tower of fifty mattresses.

We couldn’t climb up without the tower falling over, but Mika remembered we have a walkway! So we just jumped from the walkway to the mattress tower.

None of us could feel the marble at the bottom, so I guess none of us are truly princesses. Sad.

Then we all got on at once. Our weight wasn’t perfectly balanced or something, because the tower tipped and fell over. With us on top.

Thankfully teleportation is a thing, or we would have been super dead. The falling mattresses knocked down a tree and flattened a couple bushes, and we’re all very glad the tower didn’t fall in the direction of anyone’s shop.

It would have been hilarious if they had, though. I can just imagine giving the Admin a migraine by explaining how a mattress made a hole in someone’s roof.

Anyways, we put the mattresses back into our shared inventory after that. I’m pretty sure they’ll be taken out when the cycle resets, which is fine. We don’t need a hundred mattresses.

No one does.

Unless Lewis wants them, and can set them up to be a giant bed.

I’ll tell Nat to go ask him!

Goodnight, Dungeon!

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