Dear Diary,

So, last cycle all the players were elven princesses. This cycle the Admin gave out loincloths and told all the players to become half-dragon guys. Or, "encouraged", not told.

I think about half the players who come through are half-dragons wearing loincloths. The rest are either half-dragons in normal clothes, or not-half-dragons. At least no one is doing exaggerated accents.

The Sams decided to go down and fight the kraken using shark belts. They found out that to fight the kraken, first they have to kill all the sharks. Turns out, killing sharks while in the shape of a shark isn't the easiest thing to do.

They've failed three times, and are down there again tonight. Right now they're trying to freeze the sharks into giant ice cubes, which sounds kinda fun. If there weren't players around I might have joined them.

Oh, Emmy decided that next cycle she's going to get rid of the park on the ceiling, and instead have a bunch of multicolored light displays. Like fireworks and an aurora and stuff like that. The floor will be lit like twilight, so that'll be super cool.

I'm glad she's in charge of the secret floor, she's doing a really good job. I know it's only been a couple of cycles, but she takes her position of Floor Overseer seriously. I don't know who else applied for the job, but the Admin did good when he chose her.

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The yetis also take their positions seriously, and do a good job of being no-fun security people. And the Floor 2 kobolds… are probably doing a good job, I'm not exactly sure what they're doing, though. But if they weren't doing a good job at it, I'd probably notice!

Maybe.

In other news, the Admin told Aya that next cycle he'll be getting rid of the information booth shops, and replacing them with a quest shop! So Aya will be a Quest Giver.

She said he has ideas for a couple quests, like "count the sharks" and "kill one of each type of slime", but asked her (and the other spy catgirls) for ideas. So that's cool.

I kinda want to do all the quests, even if they are pointless. Sure, there will be rewards, but we don’t need them. It's just a fun new thing to do, and doing new things means I won't get bored. Avi thinks they won't really be all that fun, but I'm gonna drag him along anyways.

Plus, if we take it seriously and go slow enough, we'll be going at the same pace as the players. That way we won't be forcing NPCs onto their floors when they could be having fun on the secret floor.

I wonder if anyone else in the group will want to do the quests. I think the Sams will, but the others might find it boring. Kimi and Y will probably ask what the quests are, but won't want to actually do them.

I guess we'll find out next cycle!

Goodnight, Dungeon!

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