Dear Diary,
WE GOT IN!!!
We were allowed to go to the secret floor!!!!! Aaaaand the secret door to our floor is open again! So from now on, all we have to do is get to Floor 14, and we’re basically home!
The Admin made a passageway from Floor 14 (the first catgirl floor) to Floor 28 (the second catgirl floor). But, if we go to the door and say “swordfish”, it’ll change to be a door to Floor 93.5 for a couple seconds. The door is just a door in the inn, at the end of the hallway between all the rooms. So unless you know there isn’t really a room there, it just looks like a normal door.
I guess it ends up in the inn on Floor 28 if you don’t say the password.
There’s another passageway from Floor 75 (the catgirl floor above ours) to our floor. The Admin made the same door in Avi’s inn, but the players already searched through it looking for the secret door, and would think it’s super unfair if it was there now. So he put it in the tree we built the stairs to our walkway on. Floor 75 is a snow floor, so he put the door there in an igloo.
But enough about doors and secret passageways! We got to Floor 93.5!
The maze is still there, with the house for the Floor 2 kobolds. I guess they kinda work there now? Not that there’s a lot to do. The grassy park area is still a park, with big trees that are great for climbing on, and they’ve got swings hanging all over the place. Oh! And there’s a cute little house for the Floor Keeper next to where the maze starts. Emmy, the kobold who took over for Mika a couple times, is the official person in charge of the floor. I guess the Admin doesn’t want to take care of it, and asked the kobolds to send in applications if they wanted to be the manager. Emmy got the job, so she’s now a catgirl and has to come up with new fun ideas every cycle.
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That’s all cool and stuff, but the pavement area is now an amusement park! It’s got all kinds of roller coasters, and a ferris wheel, and a carousel, and one of those things that sends you way up then drops, and a trampoline area, and all kinds of deep-fried food! And vending machines! Except there’s no money, so they’re just potato chip and soda can dispensers. Oh! And potion dispensers that give shape-changing potions! There’s a potion for just about every race, so now everyone can try everything!
AND! The yetis! The weird, rule-loving, no-nonsense yetis! The Admin made them security people. They wander around making sure no one’s doing anything too dangerous. So now they’re official sticks in mud, instead of just randos who want to tell people what to do and stop all our fun. BUT they’re still the Floor 99 yetis. I bet the couple days when there are players on their floor are going to be wild in the park.
Anyways, someone is going to set off fireworks in a couple minutes, so I’ve got to go!
Goodnight, Dungeon!
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