Dear Diary,

It’s been a couple days. Nothing noteworthy has happened. The dungeon is pretty much the same as always.

I made the Admins a couple pizzas and said I was sorry for drugging them. Admins 1 and 5 said thanks.

Oh, several people, players, asked how I knew the Admins ate the drugged cake I gave them. I replied that they sent me a message asking what was in the cake. And the Director told me to not do it again. Which isn’t super exciting.

I mean, it would have been way more interesting to actually see what happened. As it happened, I only know that something crazy went down.

I guess I could ask. That feels like a bad idea, but it’s not like I was told to never talk about it. Just to not do it again. Messaging Admin 1 saying curiosity is killing the catgirl might get a response.

I don’t think any of the other Admins would answer. And the Director absolutely wouldn’t tell me. But Admin 1 sounds like he thought it was hilarious, so he might tell me.

Yeah, if I don’t chicken out, I’ll message him and ask.

In other news, Lex and Tim are still with us. They were almost killed a couple times, but we’ve managed to save them. And one time, Mika protected Lex from being attacked. So I guess she’s warming up to them.

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She still says we shouldn’t have them as pets, but she doesn’t complain about it like she did before. I don’t know if she’ll ever admit to liking them, but thinking they’re ok is a step up from thinking they’re annoying! So I’ll take it!

I think she just doesn’t like pets in general. Some people aren’t really fans of animals, weird as that is. Like, they can appreciate pictures of cute animals, but don’t want to touch or take care of them.

Which is better than someone who gets a puppy cuz puppies are cute, then realizes pets require attention and care, and dumps it off in the woods somewhere. It would be better if that person knew beforehand they don’t want to care for a living being, and never got one in the first place.

Anyways. Kimi and Y have been trying to invent a new language. Because that’s a totally normal thing couples do together. They made up the writing system first, and are now in debates over how the numbering system should work. Y thinks using a base-10 system is very boring, and wants to use a base-9. Kimi says he’s just doing that to make things unnecessarily complicated. Avi asked if making things unnecessarily complicated wasn’t the whole point of them doing this, and Kimi set his hair on fire. Which we agree is a yes.

I’m just glad they agreed on a lot of lettering things, like accent marks, so there wasn’t any kind of nuclear war between them for that.

Actually, I think Kimi is happier when they disagree on how to do things, cuz then she gets to set Y on fire.

…In any other context, with any other people, I’d say that sentence would be a very bad sign. But somehow I live in a reality where saying “my sister is arguing with her husband, that means she can set him on fire more” is a good thing.

And I mean, Y enjoys it. Or, not the pain, but the running around and drama of it. Sooo who am I to judge?

I am glad my husband does not want me to set him on fire. Because I wouldn’t know what to do if he did. It would be weird.

I’m giving myself a headache just thinking about it. I’ve gotta stop and sleep.

Goodnight, Dungeon!

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