Dear Diary,

Dearest Diary,

Dear, Darling Diary,

Doodley Doppleganger Diary,

Docile Documenting Diary,

Diamond Diaphramed Diary,

…Did I spell all those correctly?

…Nope.

Why is there a G in diaphragm? I mean, I can understand the E in doppel coming before the L, but since when does English have a silent G? Where did that come from?

Aaaaaanyways.

Avi made a bunch of cocktails and mixed drink thingies today. Just trying to experiment with all the stuff I have. He made some pretty good things! I think we managed to finish off like three bottles of tequila, two of vodka, and one of rum.

“We” being everyone on the floor. Not just me and Avi. Pretty sure I’d be dead if I had all that alcohol by myself.

That was a couple hours ago, and I think it’s kiiinda worn off by now? It’s three in the morning, I fell asleep at like eight and woke up a while back. A lot of the drinks were full of sugar, I think I had too much sugar. So yeah, I’m super awake now!

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I’m bored.

Maybe I should try finding a new hobby, like knitting. But that sounds boring. I’ve already tried drawing and music, and those don’t work. For me. Maybe I should try poetry, even if I don’t understand it.

Nah.

Maybe I should try something like… I should learn how to swim. Like, properly. As a catgirl, not as a shark or otter or whatever. I mean, it’s easy to say “when I put on this belt that turns me into a shark I can swim!” but without the belt I’d drown. Drowning is bad. I don’t want to drown.

I wonder if I could reduce espresso down into something like a 12-hour energy shot thing. Those are just straight chemicals anyways, so if I could get the caffeine out of the espresso that’d work. I wonder what other chemicals they had.

Maybe basil would make it taste good. Basil makes everything taste good, pretty much. I wonder if anyone’s tried to make basil ice cream yet. That should be a thing. I used to get basil lemonade all the time, it tasted healthy. And good, but that was because of all the sugar.

I haven’t had basil lemonade in like forever. I should go make some.

Mint. Reduced espresso and mint syrup would probably be a great energy drink. And… No, putting wasabi in it would be too much. I mean, it’d wake someone up, that’s for sure, but I think it’d send them straight to the hospital. If there was a hospital here.

What would mint and wasabi taste like? I mean, wasabi is like a paste, right? So just mix it with water and mint syrup and it’d be… something. Cuz the minty feeling uses different pain receptors than spicy feeling, and wasabi goes straight up your nose and forehead, while mint just stays in your mouth. So it wouldn’t be like mixing mint and a ghost pepper or anything.

Yeah, I should probably try that before putting espresso in it. Or, putting it in espresso.

And, bright side, if it kills me, I’ll just respawn back here!

Woo!

Here I go!

Goodnight, Dungeon!

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