A note to all Players:
Campsites have been set up in the stairways. Spending more than 6 hours on any floor that is not a catgirl floor is now prohibited. If you do, you will die and respawn on Floor 1, which you will not be allowed to leave until cycle reset.
If you feel you have been sent back unfairly, you may message the Admin and explain.
Dear Diary,
I’m a fairy! Fairies have wings! I’m like a foot and a half tall, and have been flying around like nobody’s business!
Aaaaand, fairies have the same boost to magic that elves have, so I can teleport all the way across most floors!
It still takes time to go down the stairways, though. And some floors, like slime mazes and castle floors, it’s just not possible to teleport through. So it’s not like we’ll be able to get through the whole dungeon in one day.
It should take like six days. We’re between Floor 20 and Floor 21 right now. Which is pretty good progress, if I say so myself.
Oh yeah! The Admin set up camps for Players between the floors! Nothing too fancy, and it’s just the same thing over and over again, but it’s still better than sleeping in some random corner of a random floor.
The camps are just a fire pit with benches around it, and a little further back from the benches are a dozen tiny cabins. The cabins only have two bunk beds in them, no storage chests or anything. Oh, and a bathroom. Sleeping in a cabin costs 1 copper a night per person, which I’m pretty sure is just the Admin’s way of making a bed in there officially rented. That way people can’t just wander in and out of all the cabins, checking to see if all the beds are taken. You can only rent one bed at a time, and you can’t enter a cabin without renting a bed in it.
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Anyways, the guys aren’t here. I’m pretty sure we’re ahead of them. I don’t know by how much, tho. Avi and I made bow ties for the velociraptors, and whoever got there first would put the ties on.
When we got to Floor 17, the velociraptors didn’t have any ties on, so yeah. The girls are ahead.
Since we’re speedrunning, Avi and I decided to not kidnap the velociraptors this cycle. We don’t want to stress them out too much. Instead, we’ll be spending more time with the dracoraptors once we get back to our floor.
Oh, Aya switched to be a guy this cycle. Given that the only way to rearrange the name “Aya” is to make it “Aay” or “Yaa”, or possibly “Yay”, none of which are particularly good names, he’s going by “Ty”.
He says it felt right, and who am I to argue?
I don’t know if it was a specific choice or if it’s cuz he’s maxed out his strength stat, but Ty… has amazing muscles. I can’t wait to see him as a catguy, cuz if he looks that buff as a fairy… I mean, Aya always had toned muscles, and she was the tallest out of the group, but it was never… How to put this…
Ty is hot.
And no one expected that.
Especially not the guys, who immediately all developed some kind of inferiority complex, going by the looks on their faces. Especially when all us girls wanted Ty to take his shirt off.
…Just to see. Out of curiosity. As friends.
And next cycle we’re going to demand Aya switch out her plate mail for bikini armor. Just to see.
…I feel the need to write that Avi is still the cutest and I’ll love him forever.
Goodnight, Dungeon!
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