Dear Diary,

Mika has silver illusion magic. This morning she made everyone’s hair lilac, just to see how I’d react. She dropped the spell after breakfast.

It… Ok, it was pretty funny. I admitted I may have been overly excited about my husband having a new hair color. I didn’t apologize, tho, cuz I’m not sorry.

She also made Lex and Tim lilac. They weren’t too sure about it at first, but they smelled and felt the same, so they got used to it pretty fast.

I really wish we had some kind of camera here. I would have loved to send pictures of me and Kimi with lilac hair to Fire. The Admin said he’d ask about it, but I guess it isn’t going to happen. I mean, we’re on Cycle 24. After this there’s only four “real” cycles left, since Cycles 25 and 30 will probably be super short.

Maybe next cycle if Fire and Steel come over, I’ll ask Mika to turn us all lilac again. We’ll be human, but at this point no one really uses standard human-color hair anyways. Except for people who use brown earth magic. That’s fairly standard. Oh, and people with black shadow magic, but Y is one of those people, and I don’t count him as a standard anything.

Red is kinda almost a standard human hair color, but most people with it go with briiight red. If it were dark red, or auburn, sure. But “stop sign red” isn’t standard for humans.

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Same goes with yellow, I guess. Aya usually has yellow hair, but it’s over-saturated, making-fun-of-blonde yellow. A few people have hair that could count as blonde, but it’s just a few shades too… yellow.

I don’t know, it’s one of those things that’s hard to put into words. Like, looking at it, everyone can see that it’s off from “normal”. But to be able to explain, I’d have to seriously know colors and color theory and… hair dye, probably. Mika could probably explain it. Actually, Mika can almost certainly explain it. But I can’t.

I feel like I’ve spent a lot of time talking about colors this cycle. I don’t know if I should be sorry about that or not.

Well, I guess not, since you are a notebook who doesn’t care what I write about. I can write anything I want, and you don’t even have the capacity to care! Ha!

Unless someone enchants you with sentience.

What would you say if you were sentient, notebook? Would you tell everyone my secrets? Do I even have secrets that no one else knows? Do I have secrets I don’t know about?

Secrets so secret they’re even secret from me…

I don’t think there’s a spell that can make notebooks talk. That sounds like a pretty niche spell.

But then there are potions that are pretty niche. And all the dungeons had their own magic items that only a handful of people ever used.

Anyways, I realize I am rambling. I would apologize, but as I have established, you don’t have feelings.

So yeah, I’ll just go to sleep now.

Goodnight, Dungeon!

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