Dear Diary,

We made it to Floor 60! It’s sad that it took us this long to get here.

When we showed up, Gigi wasn’t around. She had to be called back with one of the other catgirls, they were visiting Floor 63.

On the one hand, she almost got caught, which is bad. On the other hand, this means more catgirls are exploring! I approve of that.

Staying on one floor your whole life is bad. Going out exploring is good, even if it hurts sometimes. Yeah, there are people out there like the yetis and sirens, but there are also party kobolds and fluffy wolves! It’s worth it for the fluffy wolves.

In other news, Tig has been nicer today. No more snide comments about us secretly wanting to murder him! Yay! A part of me feels bad about stabbing him, but it’s important to be able to trust your party members. Thankfully we don’t have any issues with Ox or Larissa.

The catgirls here say everyone else passed by a while back. Which, yeah. They would have. We’re going super slow. We’re so slow that one player got here while we were eating dinner.

I’ve never been on a floor when other people show up. Even when I was on the pacifist run with Via, we were still way ahead of everyone else.

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I think tomorrow I’m gonna be like “hey, I’ve got this super cool trick, called Level 100 Group Teleport. Let’s go!”

Mika might not be super happy about that, but I don’t care at this point. I just want to get home. And after Floor 93 I’ll go back to being a Normal Player.

Well, after Floor 94. Because no one gets to hurt my doggos. Especially not Siri, who is still best girl. Or Floofles. Or Bear, or Balto, or Linda, or Wolfie McWolfpants.

I wonder if the dracoraptors will recognize me. The velociraptors did, but they are pretty different. The velociraptors might have recognized me by smell, and if the dracoraptors have good smell they’d also recognize me.

Then again, the dracoraptors are sometimes mean just cuz they think it’s funny. Like, we all know they know what a saddle is now. But some days they’re like “what is this strange and horrible thing? We must rip it to shreds before it attacks us!” And no, it isn’t random memory loss, because they happily come up to Via and me and bite at the air where my inventory screen is. My inventory screen, which they can’t see.

So yeah, when we get down there, there’s a 50/50 chance they’ll attack us regardless of if they recognize me or not.

I hope they don’t attack Via for not having food for them. I don’t think they will, and she can give them sushi, but again there’s always a chance.

…I hope Via’s doing ok. I mean, she’s probably fine. She’s with Aya and the Sams, they’ll take care of her. But I miss her. This is the first cycle we’ve been in different groups.

I hope everyone else is doing ok, too.

Lily had better be compiling that phone book.

Goodnight, Dungeon!

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